
Breadcrumbs
A behind-the-scenes story of a startup.
Amit Singh · First told on Twitter
As it often happens It started with an ‘insight’

Early 2020 Two friends In boring jobs At a café On their second cappuccino
- To-be founder
Bread is a high-repeat use case, bro Everyone eats it. Every single day High-repeat lends itself well to app play Which turns it into a winner-takes-all Think subscription Bread-as-a-service
Six months later The Bread Company was born TBC, for short A seed round, a logo and a ping-pong table
Strategy discussion
- Founder
We need to do 10x next quarter
- CFO, newly joined
10x? In a quarter?
- Founder
That’s how we roll
- CMO
We should do a big bang on TV during the IPL
- Founder
That’s not uninteresting When is the IPL?
- Brand manager
Cred ads worked well for them Tanmay is a friend I will take it up
- Founder
Super, let’s crush it
- Brand manager
Apna time aayega…
The IPL campaign update, on Slack
#marketing
“Picasso Oh Lord!” ads worked Installs zoomed Sales sky-rocketed All this at 90% retention Yay!

👌👏🚀🍺🤑🔥

The office celebrated Someone ordered a cake Not bread
Quarterly review, post IPL
- VP, Analytics
We’ve a retention problem
- Founder
90% retention is not a problem
- VP, Analytics
7-day retention
90 %
28-day retention
0.42 %
- Founder
What? Can’t be Customers love us
- CBO
Ratings are managed
- Founder
RCA, please I’m flying to Tokyo next week We’re in the middle of a big raise We can’t risk that Also our runway… I mean RCA ASAP
- MT, Analytics
Could it be due to the ‘free breakfasts’ offer?
- Founder
What free breakfasts! That was our inaugural offer We are not running that campaign anymore Wait… Are we?
- MT, Analytics
Very much My friends keep switching SIMs every week To subscribe to the free plan
Newsflash
Newsflash
Inflation in the US spikes. The Fed increases rates.
Capital becomes expensive Flight to quality “Profitable growth” and all that jazz

Markets turned Questions changed Metrics changed Capital flow stalled Almost overnight
Elsewhere

Boutique Baker buys bread From the Small Baker At x Adds sesame seeds to make it look exotic Wraps it in brown paper Calls it handcrafted and artisan Sells at 5x Makes money
TBC today

Tokyo meeting did not go well Runway wasn’t long enough HR is preparing a file on Airtable Hopefully, a founder somewhere is pushing HR to hire fast
But all that is left of TBC today is… You guessed it… Breadcrumbs
Any similarity to actual founders or startups, living or dead, or any actual events, is purely coincidental and entirely unintentional.